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You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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