love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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