69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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