Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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