do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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