your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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