Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
me + whiskey = a bad person
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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