now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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