Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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