did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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