is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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