im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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