Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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