You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I wish I only lived at night.
I smell stomach acid.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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