he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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