We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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