so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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