the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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