are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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