Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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