I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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