We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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