no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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