is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
