All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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