so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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