Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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