Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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