Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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