Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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