I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
