So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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