I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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