therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Randomize
