finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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