Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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