I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
