awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I believe in your delicious
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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