We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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