love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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