He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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