I wanna passion pit in your ass
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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