So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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