I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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