Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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