She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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