it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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