he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
