Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I forget how to act sober
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