Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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