When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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