i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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