I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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