Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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