I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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