hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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