I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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